If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends
"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
Sometimes I see something on my dash that I want to reblog and then I realize it was posted from my own queue and I think, “Well, I like what I like.”
*sees good art*
*thinks I can art*
*tries to art*
my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of
- (weird noises)
- what the hell
- i’m going to kill you
- fuck you
*gets 98% accuracy on guitar hero*
MOM get in here NOW im ready to start a band
Sometimes instead of walking in front of a trainer waiting to battle i like to click on them from the side so i can pretend that i’m in control
"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth
do you ever get stressed about all the things you have to do and instead of doing the things you gotta do you kinda shut down and do nothing