I would like to give you a list of things that you can break out in order to make her equally as uncomfortable:
1. Lindsey Lohan Quotes 2. A Hip Hop Dance Routine 3. A Yo Yo (may include yo yo tricks) 4. Ice Skates 5. When she finishes her yoga stretches lay completely dead weight with your eyes staring blankly into the distance, when she asks what you are doing you can say ‘i’m doing a blank piece of paper pose’ …do this for at least 80 seconds 6. The Song That Never Ends via Lambchop 7. Leave the bedroom, make a sandwich, come back to the bedroom, do not share the sandwich.
I would deal with this by simply chanting, loudly, while she is in her yoga pose: “OMMMM OMMMMMMMMMM OHHHHMMMMMMMMMM.”
Then say, “Well, I already had my OHMgasm, so let’s watch TV,” and leave the room.
When I grow up, I'm going to have my first kid read the Harry Potter series and convince him that he's a wizard, too, and he'll receive his Hogwarts letter when he turns eleven. Sure enough, on his eleventh birthday he'll check the mail to find the letter (written by me, obviously) and in the fall, I'll take him to King's Cross, point him towards platforms nine and ten, and not say a word as he collides into the pillar.