Chloface

I think I’m beginning to ship Taylor Swift and Ellen Degeneres

Tash G says:
yew are lavin
an yew are huggin
yew make me happy
all the day.
we are happenin
i fink sew anyway
it is atshilly
quite happenin.

we seriously write/say these poems to each other all the time

mashyhead:

GREG WALLACE JUST SAID ‘TOASTY NUTS’

toasty nutty base

i like the base

i like the buttery base

i like the buttery biscuit base

I fucking love you so much

casteals:

so, in history we were watching jfk’s inaugural address, and me and my friend noticed how enthusiastically lyndon johnson was clapping and well, naturally i was prompted to gif it:

everyoneisgay:

-Question submitted by Anonymous

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Dannielle Says:

I would like to give you a list of things that you can break out in order to make her equally as uncomfortable:

1. Lindsey Lohan Quotes
2. A Hip Hop Dance Routine
3. A Yo Yo (may include yo yo tricks)
4. Ice Skates
5. When she finishes her yoga stretches lay completely dead weight with your eyes staring blankly into the distance, when she asks what you are doing you can say ‘i’m doing a blank piece of paper pose’ …do this for at least 80 seconds
6. The Song That Never Ends via Lambchop
7. Leave the bedroom, make a sandwich, come back to the bedroom, do not share the sandwich.

Kristin Says:

I would deal with this by simply chanting, loudly, while she is in her yoga pose: “OMMMM OMMMMMMMMMM  OHHHHMMMMMMMMMM.”

Then say, “Well, I already had my OHMgasm, so let’s watch TV,” and leave the room.

She’ll learn.